If video games have given me one unrealistic expectation, it is of pockets. In animal crossing alone, I can carry a saw shark, bugs, an armoire, baskets full of fruit, a couple of changes of clothes, and a bunch of massive tools in one pocket.
In reality, I’m lucky to fit my phone in there.
i get really gay after midnight
I’m sure Cinderella has the same problem
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Why do you think she left the ball? The spell wore off and she became a raging lesbian again
i don’t think that’s how the story goes
whatever it’s better this way
The Ladies of the Justice League
it’s 2014 can we stop pretending that levi is a suave motherfucker
she wears short skirts
i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form
she’s a flapper
i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg
live fast die young bad girls procrastinate and somehow still do it well
that night was very awkward
Marco you have to learn how to hide all your stuff, now Jean knows
“you still mad i got you blamed for that thing?”
“oh, no. i’m not mad. i just want to beat the shit out of you.”
prompt was ~fashion~!! one day i’ll fit a bg into the time limit ;v;;