Please pick only one post type!

kamala-k:

If video games have given me one unrealistic expectation, it is of pockets. In animal crossing alone, I can carry a saw shark, bugs, an armoire, baskets full of fruit, a couple of changes of clothes, and a bunch of massive tools in one pocket.

In reality, I’m lucky to fit my phone in there.

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

brilliantpanda:

breadboxes:

liberatedmarionette:

breadboxes:

liberatedmarionette:

breadboxes:

i get really gay after midnight

I’m sure Cinderella has the same problem

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Why do you think she left the ball? The spell wore off and she became a raging lesbian again

i don’t think that’s how the story goes 

whatever it’s better this way

timelordsandladies:

The Ladies of the Justice League

rhymewithrachel:

it’s 2014 can we stop pretending that levi is a suave motherfucker

wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

shes-a-maslaniac:

live fast die young bad girls procrastinate and somehow still do it well

anmavilo:

that night was very awkward

Marco you have to learn how to hide all your stuff, now Jean knows

shizuos:

you still mad i got you blamed for that thing?
            “oh, no. i’m not mad. i just want to beat the shit out of you.

starrien:

prompt was ~fashion~!! one day i’ll fit a bg into the time limit ;v;;